RULES.

[ISABELLA MARIE SWAN]

THE LAWS OF THE LAND.
obey each and every rule or you shall all perish, foolish mortal

oo1. Respect the site and one another. This should be self-explanatory, but you'd be surprised how many people spam and disrespect other members on the site. If Sarah catches you doing this, she will chase you down with a giant stick and beat you senseless.

oo2. We are a literate site, meaning that you better be using spell check or we'll come after you with pitchforks and torches. Well, not really, but please make sure that you're using proper grammar. And for the love of God, do NOT use chat speak or Sarah WILL hurt you. Along those same lines, there is not an existing word count on the site, but you're expected to write at least three paragraphs every time you post. Not too much to ask, we think.

oo3. The site is also rated PG-13, meaning that there may be some adult themes. Please try to keep it tame, kiddies, or we'll come after you.

oo4. We're not really picky on profile graphics, but DO NOT stretch the board or Sarah will hunt you down.

oo5. You may have a maximum of four characters, one of which MUST be male. Also, we don't do reservations with the canon list. It's first come, first serve.

oo6. We're not going to hold activity checks every day, but we expect you to be an active member if you register and apply. Being an active member requires you to be logged in at least four out of the seven days of the week, even if it's only for a half-hour. You must also make a post every week. If your account is inactive/you do not log in for a consecutive period of four days (and you don't post in the absence thread), your account will be deleted without warning.

oo7. Now this just may be the most important rule ever. DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS SITE. THAT MEANS GRAPHICS, POSTS, PLOT IDEAS. JUST DO NOT STEAL. SARAH WILL FIND YOU AND SCALP YOU IF YOU DO.